Sunday, 1 May 2016

Favourite 4 from the 1980s

10 days to go!


#4 United Kingdom 1981 - "Making Your Mind Up" Bucks Fizz (1st/136 points)




#3 Sweden 1983 - "Framling" Carola (3rd/126 points)




#2 Switzerland 1988 - "Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi" Celine Dion (1st/137 points)




#1 Ireland 1987 - "Hold Me Now" Johnny Logan (1st/172 points)


My 3 Best Staging/Performances

11 days to go!


#3 Azerbaijan 2013 - "Hold Me" Farid Mammadov




#2 Sweden 2012 - "Euphoria" Loreen




#1 Netherlands 2014 - "Calm After The Storm" The Common Linnets


Thursday, 28 April 2016

Best Winner of the Barbara Dex Award... 12 days to go!!

You don't know what the Barbara Dex Award is? Get out. GET THE FUCK OUT. It's only the single most best award during Eurovision. Who cares about winning when you can win the Barbara Dex?

So this award is handed out to the WORST DRESSED artist, named after Barbara Dex who competed for Belgium in 1993 and made her dress herself...


such a pretty frock...


These days the award has really established itself, and well Guildo Horn and Michalis Rakintsiz aside, there is only one real stand out favourite for me. And no, unfortunately it wasn't around when Celine Dion performed...



Yes my winner has one of my most "WTF" moments in Eurovision history, and yes it's a very recent contestant so there's more of a discussion about art rather than fashion faux pas...

BUT YOU DO NOT USE DREDS AS A NECKLACE. I'm sorry, but the earring, the hair around the neck, the most awful dress, it just pretty much sums up Suus...





A hearty congrats to Rona Nishliu for being the worst dressed artist at Eurovision since 1997.




Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Favourite Song from Moldova - Day 22

Ah my days, I'm now Day 22 into my 34 Days of Eurovision which means we have less than two weeks to go and things are heating up and if you're not ready to explode with excitement then fuck off.

Anyone who knows me knows I adore the Moldavian entry each year. And whether I want them to win or not, taking Eurovision to Chisinau would be EVERYTHING AND I WOULD BE THERE FOR WEEKS.

Much love Moldova <3

How to choose my favourite is literally impossible after so many greats.


Their debut in 2005 allowed for Granny beating a drum.




Violins became a thing in 2007.

(excuse the violin-less pic)



Hora Din Moldova and agonising miss for the Barbara Dex Award in 2009.




THE FUCKING EPIC SAX GUY IN 2010. I have a remix of this as one of my highest played songs in iTunes and I'm not joking.




Zdob si Zdub returned in 2011 with PERFECTION.




Aliona Moon absolutely rocked our socks with the most awesome Eurovision dress ever in 2013




Hair was literally ripped out in 2014.




And we got a taste of Moldavian porn last year.




A HUGE GOOD LUCK TO LIDIA ISAC FOR MOLDOVA THIS YEAR <3




But you all know my favourite track from Moldova, easily one of the best of all time. Really today was just about celebrating why I love Moldova. 

LONG LIVE KING PASHA




(Pasha Parfeny came 11th in 2012 with Lautar. DUH. Enjoy below)





The Best Eurovision Fan Sites

Exactly two weeks to go now bitches, and what's bitchier than the Eurovision fandom? 

Today I'm ticking off my 3 favourite Eurovision fan sites. There are literally so many it's too hard.

To start off with, I'll discuss the site which is LITERALLY UNPLACEABLE BECAUSE SHENANIGANS.

? WIWI - http://wiwibloggs.com/


Ah where would we all be without it? From voting for your next top model, tempting to comment and slate people for their ridiculous accusations and theories, to reviewing the WiWi jury rankings and completely disagreeing, and finally pondering if most people who comment actually have a brain. I have much respect for the contributors to the site, simply because they get barrages of abuse thrown at them from such uneducated dimwits taking it all a little too seriously. Sometimes the writers come out and defend themselves, but they really don't need to because at the end of the day, most comments are absolutely fucking hilarious and I wouldn't want it any other way.

Big up to everyone's favourite commentor from last year, Mario (+ something to do with diamonds and being homosexual). In the end, Mario took it just a little too far, but he made me shed tears of laughter and anger at times, and wherever you are Mario, good luck to you.

I hear people complaining about how bitchy and narcissistic the fandom is this year at Eurovision. But please, the fandom has been this bitchy and heated since I've become involved years ago, and after talking to some "older" friends of the contest, it always has been this bitchy and with this much drama since they've got caught up in the contest many moons before. Young people today think because they have the world at their feet through social media that they are the first to discover everything - NOPE NOPE NOPE. So the next time you think Wiwi or the Twitter community is nasty, all I say is welcome to Eurovision and get over it. Enjoy it for what it is and HAVE FUN with it. Stop taking it so seriously and you'll enjoy it so much more.

Now onto my top 3...





#3 ESC Stats - http://www.escstats.com/


This site does it exactly what it says on the tin. It's a site for Eurovision statistics. This puts me into heaven because it combines two of my favourite things; Eurovision and Statistics. I'm sure you've all heard and have voted but if not, get out from under your cage and get on there. 

It has statistics for each country for the entire contest. Galore.





#2 ESC Nation - http://www.escnation.com/





That little bit better is ESC Nation, which isn't flooded daily with Eurovision news, but does keep you up to date with what's what, AND more importantly, links you to the best Eurovision online poll around (via tummiweb) AND most importantly, the ESC simulator where you can spend hours of fun trying to make San Marino win. 

Literally look at the results in the second picture and tell me honestly that if it was the final result you wouldn't find it hilarious. Come on, Montenegro 5th? Hilare!




#1 Schlagerblog - http://schlagerblog.blogspot.co.uk/

JUST READ AND ENJOY PLEASE.